Subj: [GCFL] Jesus and Elvis

>Coincidence? You decide!
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>Jesus said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39)
>Elvis said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA, 1956)
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>Jesus is part of "the Trinity."
>Elvis' first band: a trio.
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>Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25)
>Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount, 1965)
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>Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members.
>Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.
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>Jesus was resurrected.
>Elvis had the famous 1968 "comeback" TV special.
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>Jesus said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink."
> (John 7:37)
>Elvis said, "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, MGM, 1957)
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>Matthew was one of Jesus' biographers. (The Gospel of Matthew)
>Neil Matthews was one of Elvis' biographers. (Elvis: A Golden Tribute)
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>"Jesus' clothes became a dazzling white" (Mark 9:3)
>Elvis' snow-white jumpsuits dazzled audiences.
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>Jesus lived in state of grace in a Near Eastern land.
>Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.
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>Jesus: the Lamb of God.
>Elvis: had mutton chop sideburns.
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>Jesus' Father is everywhere.
>Elvis' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.
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>Jesus was a carpenter.
>Elvis' favorite high school class was wood shop.
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>Jesus wore a crown of thorns.
>Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler.
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>Jesus said: "Man shall not live by bread alone."
>Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.
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